For years, we all believed that Santa is this holy figure, saintly. After all, how can a man who dedicates his life for an entire year to manufacturing toys for all the world's boys and girls be anything other than perfect? (The thought makes us feel as tipsy as one of his elves slaving away.) But what if there was a twisted, dark, sinister side to Saint Nick? What if all the years of being good have taken their toll on him? What if, one night, out of the year, he just needs to let loose, cause hell, and have the time of his life? Would he still be saintly? It's up to you! But, here at UCS we will think that Santa has the potential to be the ultimate holiday Hellraiser, and if you tend to think like us, then you'll appreciate this silly Santa Claus Pooping Chimney Ugly Christmas Sweater. Be careful this year: leaving Santa the wrong kind of cookies to go with his milk might find you finding a fresh dookie underneath the tree this holiday.

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